The Online Battle Over Megan Fox

Posted: August 4, 2009 in Blog party, What's going on...
Transformers poster from psxtreme.com

Transformers poster from psxtreme.com

Michaela Moye

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Okaaay! So, we know Megan Fox is…foxy. The Transformers star is not only hot, she says the weirdest things to the press (like this gem quoted from GQ: “I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”)

She also insists on wearing Marilyn Manson-like pancake makeup with red lipstick (mais, bien sur). Oh yes, and she doesn’t flush the toilet.

This, however, has not stopped men the globe over from drooling over their MF screen savers instead of working, or doing noble things like playing Internet Scrabble or the swine flu game.

Anywhoo…Askmen.com (one of my favourite websites, by the way) declared a Megan Fox fast (this does not mean subsisting on a steady diet of Megan, it means abstinence from all things MF) and even went as far as providing one of their fabulous to-do lists – Top 10: Ways To Pass The Day Without Megan Fox – with awesome tips like No.4. Watch Transformers cartoons and No.7. Watch birds. Uh huh, fun stuff.

I did read the list. Watching birds Askmen.com style is quite hilarious, and so you can imagine my chagrin shock (I’ve been getting a lot of those lately) amusement when E! online declared that August 4th is National Megan Fox Awareness Day! Because “Unlike some [read the Pratts, Heidi and Spencer a.k.a. Speidi from MTV’s The Hills] she has worked hard [www.esquire.com] for her fame.”

Well said, E!

So, gentlemen of the world, celebrate Megan Fox today by um, doing whatever you do over her…

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Comments
  1. In-Key says:

    Can we all like get over Megan ox, fine she’s hot et al, but really, Hollywood’s got some real talent like Scarlet Jo….Get Over MF!